we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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