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  • 74 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:43pm

    False. You just gotta chug the Malibu.

  • 72 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:54am

    410 w00t!

  • 69 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:26am

    No but sounds like sperm mixes well with you

  • 69 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:52am

    It does mix well but the Malibu has to be really cold and the sperm has to be at least 98.6 degrees. Mix and drink quickly. It's called the baby dodger.

  • 67 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:04pm

    first

  • 64 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:23pm

    I would believe not.

  • 64 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:40pm

    Oj does too

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:34am

    Just throw up on the black guy - Soviet Russian 

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:50pm

    Something about dead sperm and Malibu floating around in my stomach just makes this sick. You got the shit end of the stick my friend.

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:26am

  • 56 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:54am

    Learn to take the sperm straight up

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:27pm

    I didn't think it was too bad of a combination. I'd take it over sperm and patron any day.

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:00pm

    No but pineapple juice does

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:48am

    Joey? Is that you?

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:10am

    This is so fake and really stupid. Sounds like you are a big sllllluuuut.

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:26am

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:28pm

    And this is why Baltimore has such high STD ears. Ahh it's scary I live here!

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 3, 10 at 9:26am

    In the Snatch or Down the Hatch....

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:33am

    Neither do chodes

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:37am

    This doesn't even make any sense.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:00am

    You're supposed to just swallow it. Not mix it in your drink

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:32pm

    Wow... What road whore actually texts this to someone else??? -inglourious basterd...

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:41pm

    Haha

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:34am

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:50am

    So, is this how accidental babies are born?

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:02pm

    Bleeehhh I hate Malibu