Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
love makes seman taste better
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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