It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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