he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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