Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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