she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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