Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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