Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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