Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
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I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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