apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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