I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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