No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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