When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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