I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i just had sex bonerless
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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