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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:22pm

    FUN FACT: people who brag about having big dicks.........dont

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:06pm

    Fucking without a boner is like shooting pool with a rope.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:17am

    "fucking without a boner is like shooting pool with a rope." This is the funniest thing iv ever read. I'd like to shake your hand

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:36pm

    I hope this isn't about me... right area code, right scenario... shit.

  • 93 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:47pm

    there is nothing sadder on this earth than a man trying desperately to stuff his flaccid dick inside of you. of all the pathetic and ridiculous things men do, this has to be the very worst. it's right up there with claiming they "can't" use condoms.

  • 78 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:50pm

    there is a certain move for times like these, I call it the "fold and push"

  • 81 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:51pm

    no one has mentioned popping a pill...

  • 73 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:11am

    i didn't know bonerless sex is possible.. i've never heard of it. and to the girl who was talking about how it's happened to her a bunch of times.... that's not something to brag about. you should work on that.

  • 80 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:46am

    How is bonerless sex even possible? That's just sad.

  • 73 69
    Submitted by JinmyP on Feb 12, 10 at 1:59am

    HOW WAS IT?

  • 77 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:27pm

    Must have been a wide-set vagina.

  • 73 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:07pm

    Must have sucked for her more

  • 81 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:54pm

    bonerless sex. it's like trying to mash an oyster into a parking meter!

  • 74 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:29pm

    note: we all notice drunk or not and it's never fun.... next time give up and pass out

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:40am

    how in the world could you not have noticed that you weren't hard buddy?!

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:24pm

    howd u even get it in?

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:43pm

    its possible, happens when your drunk sometimes

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:29pm

    been there. whiskey dick is a terrible situation. but you usually don't hear about it till morning..... if they are still around.

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:50pm

    if you cant get hard blame her for not doing her job

  • 73 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 7:49pm

    I've been with guys who think that works. That doesn't work.

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:42pm

    This is my area code.... Who the hell?...

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:38pm

    A for effort...F for followthrough

  • 60 65
    Submitted by purplepoop7 on Aug 8, 10 at 2:21am

    I feel like you deserve an award

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:27pm

    I actually had to check the area code for this text lol

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:27pm

    no, it doesn't "work"...you're a tool.

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:28pm

    worst thing is when you don't finish the job...

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 11:09pm

    Hahaha. Go 518!!!

  • 70 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:29pm

    10:44 She's lying. She's a man.

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:13pm

    ive done this before, it sucks though cause it still feels real good but you just slip out at one point and then its like ahh its not going back in

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:44pm

    john is that you ? wintrup ? google it

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:31pm

    you may notice...........but we still get off!!! If both of us cant be happy.......I might as well be.

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 5:25am

    I'm really doubtful about bonerless sex, that seems impossible to me.

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:09am

    maybe it standing up enough to barely get the job done. Oh and btw my ex had a 9 inch dick and told EVERYONE about it. Not a day went by that he didn't talk about his stupid cock and how much of a monster he was. So sometimes ppl who brag really do have big dicks, they just have nothing else to brag about.

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:30pm

    Seriously 10:44...just getting it in isn't "working", thats just semantics. don't worry, we won't laugh at your limp dick too much.

  • 67 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:00pm

    the old thumbing in a softy trick. . . she noticed! use hands, mouth or try again in the morning.

  • 72 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:48pm

    I wouldn't call giving head so someone with whiskey dick a win-win. That would definitely be double FAIL.

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:04pm

    came here to post above^^

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:13pm

    um sex without a boner is impossible. believe me, i have tried too many times (damn you whiskey dick!)

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:27pm

    hahaha to above. I was thinking the same thing.

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:54pm

    this, folks is known as the ever popular "whiskey dick" :-/

  • 58 71
    Submitted by josecalles on Aug 26, 10 at 2:32am

    A flashlight does not count as sex

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:28pm

    hym. most would have just given up. nice effort though.

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:40am

    ol' smash wiener strikes again

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:47pm

    boner-less sex is only possible with a loose pussy, otherwise u just can't get it in.

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:39am

    3:46 that was my first thought...bummer

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:13am

    i'd rather have limp sex with my man than hard sex with anyone else...FACT

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:12am

    ciallis lasts longer

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:40pm

    There's always oral sex. The boner's not cooperating, go down on her, or the other way around. Either way, its a Win-win.

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:31pm

    "fucking without a boner is like shooting pool with a rope." is overly fucking used and no longer funny. Also, flaccid sex DOES work, provided there's enough length, and maybe if they have enough girth as well. It works out for both parties involved.

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:21pm

    Not impossible if it starts out hard and is long enough when limp to hang in there. Not very exciting, but has worked. I'm a woman, so no I'm not trying to brag.

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:32pm

    ya been there.....and yes girls notice drunk or not...we notce....most of the time we are prob to desperate to care.... but it never works no matter how hard you try to get it in....lol

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:00am

    bonerless sex is impossible. sex is actually enjoyable. guys with whiskey dick suck.

  • 69 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:02pm

    8:21...it aint working for her.

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 3:25am

    ugh reminds me of every night dating a coke head! boo

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:06pm

    It takes a man of skill and patience to pull this one off. Plus the problem usually corrects itself about halfway through. Good job though dude

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:06pm

    ^^ oh she probably noticed. or she was drunk. but if she was sober, she definitely noticed.

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:30pm

    It is so bad for the girl. Goddamn I hate remembering.

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:04pm

    lmao softserve never heard that one before

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:34pm

    possibly just oral sex?

  • 51 69
    Submitted by thatboy99 on Aug 13, 11 at 6:36am

    I was sitting in class and this kid wanted to get introuble to see his friend in iss. Then he yells "I eat Cotton candy out my ass hole"! The teacher right there and docent say a word.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:30am

    been there, done that.

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:11pm

    just put it, think later...

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:44am

    Oyster into a parking meter lmfaoooo

  • 61 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:59pm

    been there, done that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:14pm

    my penis is so large that having sex bonerless should still probably be a crime

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:19pm

    i have a feeling i was the girl on the other end of this and i'm not sure how to take it haha but no worries, it's the thought that counts?

  • 57 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:04pm

    ew. How could she not notice?

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 8:06am

    I'm sorry, but if you are too wasted and wilty and soft and messy to do the job right....don't fucking waste her time! She only kept silent to spare your lame ass feelings.

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:25pm

    my boyfriend and I have tried that, twice. it doesnt work.

  • 54 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:26pm

    7:22 my roommate has a huge dick and brags about it all the time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:31pm

    thats always fun for the girl.

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:14am

    holy shit, i never knew that was possible. take a fucking pill and get over it.

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:34pm

    YOU CAN DO THAT?? holy shit!! Why was I not told?!?

  • 58 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:01pm

    its possible. i dont consider a semi a full boner and ive had sex that way.

  • 57 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:44am

    thats when you tell her you gotta go to the bathroom and find a bottle or sumn shaped kinda like a cock and go to town on her. then just to fuck with the dumb drunk bitch. throw the object at her face and when she screams ram three fingers up her ass and yell "DiZ BE MuH BOoTaY!!"

    • 67 66
      Submitted by Snix on Jan 29, 10 at 5:34am

      I lol'd irl.

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:59am

    It does work, assuming you have a long enough penis. I've done this before on a drunk night.

  • 40 65
    Submitted by thatboy99 on Aug 13, 11 at 6:34am

    I was sitting in class and this kid wanted to get introuble to see his friend in iss. Then he yells "I eat Cotton candy out my ass hole"! The teacher right there and docent say a word.

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:58pm

    Never happened to me, how the hell do you manage? That just sounds terrible, stop trying...

  • 53 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 5:57pm

    1:44 you're an inbred shit. Die.

  • 49 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 7:58am

    Never had it happen, been wasted and couldn't get off but my girl did and I got morning head and sex so all worked out.

  • 26 46
    Submitted by PatsFan31 on Oct 3, 11 at 5:35pm

    "shooting pool with a rope." I'm still laughing. You sir are awesome. I'd like to shake your hand

  • 43 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:44pm

    9:02, she just said she's a woman and it HAS worked for her......