dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I pour the whiskey from now on
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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