he shaved USA in his pubs
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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