the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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