i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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