we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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