He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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