You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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