Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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