What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
40s are totally the cure
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
These tits shall not be calmed
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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