Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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