I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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