the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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