peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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