Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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