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  • 77 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:19am

    Talking to flowers is supposed to help them grow but that doesn't make you any less of an alcoholic.

  • 72 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:59am

    Yeah gotta say I don't really get this one...

  • 69 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:02pm

    She started talking to the flowers cause she was either stoned or drunk what's not to get?

  • 65 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:22am

    Doesn't work for cut flowers, unfortunately.

  • 64 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:31pm

    I penised a motherfuck... So my fuck is now assy

  • 68 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:59am

    Yeah gotta say I don't really get this one...

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:42pm

    I brought home my dick.. so she started sucking on it.