i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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