i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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