did you get engaged???
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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