batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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