Sponge bath it is.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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