We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
it was like eating out sand paper
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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