marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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