You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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