i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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