i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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