That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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