a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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