Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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