Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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