I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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