I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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