just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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