The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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