sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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