i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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I can see the future and your future is full of penis
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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