WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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